1. Reuters Thinks Detroit’s Food Dessert is Puzzling; And So Does Everyone Else

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    Mexican Town’s Honeybee Market in Detroit [Photo by: Rebecca Cook]

    In its quest to repeat what the national media and everyone else already knew, Reuters has penned a new article about Detroit and the emerging food market. It’s a story as old as time folks! And all the usual suspects are here. Phillip Cooley represents his hand and reiterates for the umpteenth time why people thought he was crazy for starting SLOWS BBQ in what is now one of city’s most successful neighborhoods. Check!

    Honeybee Market located just inside Detroit’s Mexican Town says that it remains dedicated to serving the community and residents from all over the city. Power to the independent grocers, expansion, shop local/buy local, etcetera etcetera…

    Meanwhile, Whole Foods, America’s sweetheart of organic grocers who recently announced their foray into Detroit, cited a growing interest in the city’s organic food movement as its reason for setting up shop. Can Whole Foods save us from our diet of pork rinds and steroid inflated super fruit? Probably not but if they stick to what this article says, then residents need not worry too much about what it’ll cost them,

    “The store will hire about 70 people and focus on more affordable offerings than the pricey fare that earned the company the nickname Whole Paycheck.”

    But in the end, It’s Ann Perrault, co-owner of Avalon Bakery, who pipes up about what it takes to drive supply and demand for food in the Motor City: more people. Perhaps the only one with anything new to say,she explains,

    We need about 300,000 more people instantly to support this kind of growth… If we get 300,000 more people, I’d say, ‘Sure, this is going to take off like fire.’”

    If the article ended there, it would be a perfect blend of everything that’s been said or will ever be said about the city’s rise to feed the masses. But it doesn’t. Not at least, until someone has had a chance to bitch about how unlucky it is that Detroiters are living in a food dessert,

    “Detroit is even short on fast-food chains. “It’s pretty bad, the worst I’ve seen,” said consultant Mari Gallagher, who popularized the term “food desert” and penned an oft-cited 2007 report detailing Detroit’s lack of healthy food options.”

    For the media at large, let’s take a moment to point your browsers over to Data Driven Detroit’s 2011 report on the systemic “food crisis”. Anyone who loves a good set of info graphics can see that the city is home to upwards of 115 DIFFERENT STORES. Say what? A map for your viewing pleasure spells out the proof:

     

    Data Driven goes onto add,

    “The problem in Detroit is not a lack of food; it is the way in which that food gets to our tables. The food desert label detracts from the situation on the ground and has the potential to distract policy makers, keeping them from finding real solutions. Detroit residents know the local food landscape best. Poor residents also recognize that local groceries do exist, spending over $27 million a month with EBT cards in Detroit grocers.”

    Reuthers may never get it when it comes to understanding how the city’s 900,000+ residents eat on a daily basis but that doesn’t mean we’ve resigned ourselves to going hungry. After all, we’ve still got an assortment of White Castle and Church’s Chicken franchises left, haven’t we? Still, the resources exist but it’s not like we’d expect these news outlets to contribute anything new to the dialog. We’re asking too much, right?

    An Analysis of Full-Service Grocery Stores in Detroit [DDD]
    Motown Hopes Food Will Spur Rebirth; Growth [Reuters]

  2. Mastering the Margarita, Chef Tattoos are Trending; More

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    [Chef Spencer of the Marmont Bar in Hollywood / Photo by Mel Melcon]

    • Ever wondered how the Frito, America’s first corn chip evolved into the Dorito and eventually the Tostito? Gustavo Arellano has the answers [NYT]
    • Get on the Detroit Coney Bus Tour! [Dearborn Patch]
    • Heirloom Tomatoes and More: 100 Foods to Eat Before You Die [Chicago Now]
    • When it isn’t all that easy to get to the food in your workplace, there’s another option: hoist the vendor up 19 stories in your freight elevator. [NYT DJ]
    • Michigan’s Top 5 Cinco De Mayo Celebrations and where to find ‘em. [MLive]
    • Wax On/Wax Off: Mastering the Margarita [WSJ]
    • The Latest Trend Among Food Chefs: Tattoos [LAT]

  3. There’s a Tear in Our Beer: Michigan Brewery Sporting World’s Most Confusing Name Gets Evicted

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    [Photo courtesy of the Lansing State Journal

    Did someone forget to carry the 1 while tallying up the last rent check? Michigan based brewery, Michigan Brewing Co. (at least, we think that’s its name but the sign out front has got us second guessing ourselves) was recently evicted by Zion’s First National Bank after failed attempts to pony up the dough on a $2.6 million loan for their 76,000 sq/ft headquarters in Webberville.

    Bad branding aside, is anyone else geeked by businesses that literally tell you exactly what they are? One hilarious youtube clip sets the record straight. Things, Beer, The Pub. So nice you say it thrice. Still, any place that oscillates between 4 different names should raise a few questions. For example, “Are Minstrel fonts IN again?” and, “Am I really desperate enough to sit down for drinks at a place that serves beer endorsed by Kid Rock?” No word yet on how this will affect the brewery’s staff or its popular Lansing location. [Lansing State Journal]

  4. Deer Crashes Through Dearborn Restaurant Window; Wrecks Hookahs Amid Terror

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    A deer exploded through the window of Adonis, a popular middle eastern restaurant, in Dearborn on Thursday. The Michigan Humane Society is citing animal confusion as the cause of restaurant-wide panic. Duh? The animal ran around destroying basically whatever got in its way: hookahs, tables, and chairs but we’re pretty sure it was just looking to sample a Baba Ghannouj platter. Adonis plans to re-open to the public on Friday after cleaning and damages are assessed. [WXYZ]

  5. Midtown Detroit’s Top 10 Local Restaurant Guide

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    A labor of all-nighter love, our tiny brain nearly imploded trying to nail down some of Midtown’s most revered food hangouts but we think we’re finally finished. Not to be outdone by Restaurant Week, this role call wil introduce some savvy alternatives right in our own back yard that are worth visting the next time you’re in Detroit. Check back often because every few months we’ll be adding onto this lineup to include places that were left out and newly eligible hot spots as they come onto the scene. Hungry yet? Well keep reading…


    The map plots the location of each restaurant a la Google API

    ONE
    (A). Avalon International Breads
    422 West Willis Street
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 832-0008

    While not exactly a restaurant per say, this bakery has cleared a path for food lovers of all kinds in its quest to serve only the best organic treats. Founded in the early 90s when people were leaving the city in a mass exodus back to the burbz, the two owners rolled up their sleeves and built this business into Midtown’s coolest urban oasis. These days, it’s a case study in edible re-gentrification. Here, locals sit shoulder to shoulder, regulars make their rounds and staff serve up the best bake goods this side of Cass Avenue. Take our word for it. We’ve been to other bakeries in Detroit and they make our taste buds muy triste.

    TWO
    (B). Good Girls Go To Paris Crepes
    15 E Kirby Street, Suite 115
    Detroit, MI 48202 
    (313) 964-2023

    We here at Eater Detroit like a good crepe and this place knows crepes. If this were a crepe-off, this French inspired creperie would kick a certain mitten-based rival’s butt and leave it worse for wear. Crepes are made fresh to order and come in a variety of sweet and savory choices. Our Advice: go for the “Synder.” Strawberries, Bananas and Pineapple with a smattering of Blueberries. Can I get an Ooh-la-la?

    THREE
    (C). Motor City Brewing Works
    470 West Canfield
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 832-2700

    This place makes the list not just because we share a zip-code (or the city’s coolest green alley). A mainstay in the community for over 18 years, this brewery serves pizza and dozens of original beer and lagers. Out for lunch or taking a much needed break from work? Then make sure you order yourself a pineapple pizza. Wash it all down with a tall glass of Ghetto Blaster beer. Just make sure you can walk a straight line back to to the office (lest your boss discovers your lunch-time follies).

    FOUR
    (D.) Cass Cafe

    4620 Cass Avenue
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 831-1400

    Few places can pack a punch quite like the Cass Cafe. In addition to poppin’ out meat and veggie dishes galore, this restaurant doubles as a popular community hub for artists and cultural beatniks. The walls cry out for attention and eulogize what it means to be a creative just trying to show his or her stuff off to the masses (IE: there’s a lot of art to be had). Have a lentil burger and take in the sights and sounds of the city. They’re all here. Bonus points if you compliment the staff on their new outdoor signage. Nothing spells classy like extruded brush steel lettering.

    FIVE
    (E). Bronx Bar
    4476 Second Avenue
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 832-8464

    Hipper than your average bar, smarter than your average hipster. As one of Midtown’s favorite watering holes for more years than this writer has been alive, the Bronx Bar comes complete with all the usual staples. Here’s the run-down: pool tables, weird brik-A-brak on the walls (salvaged from Detroit buildings of yore) plus food and drinks so good, you’ll wonder why this place still refers to itself as a bar. But wait, there’s more! Come early enough on Saturday (say, between the hours of 9-11am) and you’ll be treated to a breakfast of chicken and waffles. Sure, you’ll still need to pay for those but we promise it won’t cost you much.

    SIX
    (F). Honest John’s Bar & Grill

    488 Selden Street
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 832-5646

    Honest John’s is every Midtowner’s personal hangout. Here, no two inches of bathroom wall are alike (honoring the last owner’s wishes that all restroom surfaces be vandalized with sharpies). The menu blends together fried foods with classic hamburgers and other popular vegetarian dishes. Not to be missed if you’re making your rounds through the neighborhood or in search of a quick bite to eat. Get your KENO on and maybe stay a while to grab a game of pool with friends. Ample parking is found behind the building’s front-facing entrance. And the best part? Alcohol is served daily starting early at 9 and lasts until to 2am! Boozersayswhat?

    SEVEN
    (G). Slows To Go

    4107 Cass Avenue
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (877) 869-7246

    Slows To Go is the new kid on the block. Since opening their doors last summer, the haven’t looked back. Operating out of a space that once sat along Cass Avenue in ruins, Slows has now become every college student’s dream. During finals time, throngs of students can be spotted darting in and out of its stylishly crafted doors carrying goods to go. Just a guess, but we’re thinking it has something to do with the homemade macaroni and cheese. We’d pump that stuff intravenously if we didn’t already have mouths.

    EIGHT
    (H). Wasabi

    15 East Kirby Street, Suite E
    Detroit, MI 48202
    (313) 638-1272

    A fusion of koren and japanese, Wasabi sports a handsome sushi bar, a superior taste in saki and a friendly staff of servers. Chop sticks are optional (but make an effort you plebeian). It’s located right next door to Good Girls Go To Paris (Crepes) and on the ground floor of the historic Park Shelton building. To wine and dine here is to the live the good life. Not always cheap but always worth the risk.

    NINE
    (I). Seva Detroit
    66 East Forest Avenue
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 974-6661

    These Ann Arbor expats are Midtown’s newest edition boasting an all vegetarian menu and a cult following of open minded city dwellers. Already a much loved restaurant just 45 minutes shy of Detroit, Seva’s twist on vegetarian is imaginative (not to be confused with “100% healthy”). Their staff roster smacks of youngsters who know a thing or two about food service. They even relight my candle after a bout of heavy mouth breathing. Plus they juice, they wine, and they fry so what’s not to love about Seva?

    TEN
    (J). Shangri-La
    4710 Cass Avenue
    Detroit, MI 48201
    (313) 974-7669

    Borring are the asian restaurants with pick-up and go service. Forget about ‘em. Instead, try something a bit more communal. Try Shangri-La. With two locations under their belt, it’s played host over the years to a staggering number of oddly named establishments (more notably, a place called Twingos). Weird naming conventions aside, you’re fooling yourself if you think this is just another fried rice emporium. The menu flanks a surprising range of curried dishes but also covers the usual routes like sushi and spring rolls. Lets be real for a second… We can’t remember the last time we went somewhere with so much to choose from that they needed 3 SEPARATE menus just to cover it all. This might take a while.

  6. Commonwealth Coffee: A Marriage of The Tragically Hip and The Painfully Rich

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    Hubert Yaro [Photo by Dave Lewinski for Metromode]

    Hubert Yaro, one half of the brains behind the hipster sheik Commonwealth coffee house in Birmingham sees his business as an outlet for an under-servered population. The owner’s passion for a good cup of joe led him all over Southeastern Michigan until finally, after what must’ve felt like a fortnight, he settled on Comet Coffee in Ann Arbor. The problem was, Yaro lives in Metro Detroit.

    So what’s a guy to do when the only thing standing between him and a caffeinated nirvana is a few dozen miles? Well, if you’re Yaro, you roll up your sleeves and build your own. He explains,

    “It’s a place for people who don’t necessarily want a ‘scene.’ It’s something that’s tastefully done and the product is done well; hopefully that represents the restaurant and not us trying too hard.”


    Commonwealth video directed & produced by The Work

    While we’ve visited Commonwealth and even sampled a few of their wares (that part about quality is true down to the last drop), something else Yaro said seemed to rub us the wrong way. He goes on to add,

    “I was sick of driving out to Comet Coffee in Ann Arbor every time I wanted to get a coffee.”

    Sure, a little angsty rhetoric never hurts when you’re peddling the gears of a good narrative but you must think we’re one bean short of a full cup for us to take that last part seriously. Let’s take it down a notch, shall we?

    All that aside, Commonwealth still manages to pull off something that few coffee houses can: an atmosphere that mixes the undeniably cool with savory taste. Maybe It’s the charm of Its Hamilton Row location or maybe It’s the dude who just walked through the entrance wearing a tank top and some kind of pajama jeans for men. Either way, Commonwealth doesn’t care. Its success has them doing the doggie-paddle in a pool of money from rich dudes and rent-strapped hipsters. If that isn’t a measure of success, we don’t know what is.

    [More at Metromode]

  7. Bakers Beware →

    Duff Goldman, eat your heart out because Celebrity
    Cake Boss (and all around nice guy) Buddy Valastro is making an appearance April 21st at the Palace of Auburn Hills. Buddy will regale you with cake juggling (ask nicely, you never know) and two cooking demos on stage from
    2-5pm. This event put on by the What’s Cooking Detroit Food Expo is gunning for you to drop a little bit of mulah on one of their cooking classes. With any luck, you should know the difference between a fondant slicer and a biscuit liner by the time you leave. And when you figure that out, this writer may just invite you over for an impromptu bake-a-thon. Winner keeps the muffin top! Looser takes home a standard size waist. [Detroit News]

  8. Restaurant Wire →

    Flickr photo courtesy of TheHungryDudesDon’t let that awkward LivingSocial survey spoil all
    your fun. Last year, the deal seeking juggernaut dubbed Detroit as its “Worst Dining Out City.” Now in Its 6th iteration, Detroit’s Restaurant Week has finally started
    to gain some traction among foodies as one of the
    city’s coolest go-to events. During the 9 daylong food affair, the 21 participating restaurants have all prepared their own 3 course menus at roughly $28 each. That’s prix fixe for those of you counting your pennies. Just be sure to factor in drinks and a customary tip! [DRW 2012]

  9. Taqueria El Rey: Not Your Average Taco Hut; Tastier

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    Image courtesy of Taqueria El Rey

    Taqueria El Rey is nothing short of discrete. Family owned and operated in the deepest corner (well… more like the the middle, really) of Southwest Detroit, we’re pretty sure it’s the last stop on the train to taco heaven. Dear readers, should you dare to venture past that brightly painted tourist trap called Mexican Town, you’re in for a treat. But first we’ll need to school you in the basics.

    Sources close to our fiesta lovin’ heart tell us that anything with the term “Taqueria” in the name is usually the easiest way to separate the pretenders from the real deal. Keep this in mind the next time you find yourself scouring the internet for the closest thing to a Taco Bell. We’ll wait while you delete that mistake from your browser’s history.

    Done yet? Great. Moving along…

    Next, if the insides of your eatery smack of tables built from particle board, plastic molded chairs (bonus points if they alternate in shades of orange and puce) and wax paper placemats, you may have struck edible gold.

    You can find all of this and more at Taqueria El Rey where half the experience is invested in the decor alone. The other half? Well, that lies in the delicately prepared meals. You want Tacos de Maiz? You got it. How about a Shrimp Burger that’s not actually shrimp burger but instead, a burger with shrimp ON THE SIDE? Blamo! It’s yours. Shrimp and Octopus Cocktail? Grab a napkin or 10.

    As their slogan suggests, having the best grilled chicken in Metro Detroit comes with great responsibility and El Rey gets It. Who needs a kitchen grill when you keep flame powered steel monsters tucked away in a covered tent on your back porch? Can these guys grill a chicken? You betcha.

    The difference between El Rey and Its flashier rivals is Its below the radar attitude mixed with a varied but diverse palette of foods. Think of this as the sort of place Detroiters both big and small can gather to discuss the finer things in life such as, “Boy am I hungry. What about you?” and, “How much for that taco? Less than TWO DOLLARS? Get out!” This leads us to the price factor. Browse the menu carefully and you’ll find that few things in life have ever made you happier than to see a menu where no two items exceed $5. EVER. How’s that for a deal you sly devil?

    In the end though, It’s the duality of language that strikes your brain’s pleasure center. El Rey’s staff is comprised of 2nd and 3rd generation Mexicans. Allow them enough time and they may succeed at smooth talking you in spanish. The next thing you know you’ve either been hoodwinked into a riskier-apetite or, if you’re lucky, safely into taco territory. Either scenario is acceptable so long as you know what you’re getting yourself into.

    Our advice? Forget safe! You just drove half-way across town to be beguiled by food you can’t get anywhere else. Try the Campechana and get It over with.

    [Located at 4730 W. Vernor, Detroit, MI]

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